The last month of 2007 was a pretty big month for me. I got a promotion at work, the holidays came and went, and for reasons I don’t really feel like discussing – it ended up being an emotional roller coaster.
But, the end of one year and the beginning of another has got me thinking about where I am in life, and just how exactly I got here. This Unordered lists attempts to bring to light the obvious and not-so-obvious key things that I feel have brought me to where I am today.
- My Parents. Plain and simple, my parents are directly responsible for who I am today. Without them, I’m not sure I would have studied in High school to get decent grades, I’m not sure I would have gone to college, I’m not sure of anything – I just cannot imagine where I would be without them. From my father teaching me to shave and showing me how cool it is to be bald, to my mother supporting me through my first rough report card and teaching me value in hard work. Every little bit adds up to contribute to the person I am now – which hopefully says alot about my parents. I’ll always consider myself lucky to have them.
- My Brother. I am so glad I didn’t have a little sister. There’s just something that you get out of life when your little brother is wiling to wreck whitey for you. (p.s. nobody but Vanbergs can possibly know what that means – But it is literally “Shake n’ Bake” 15 years before Shake n’ Bake)
- Grand Valley State University. This is a big one. I can distinctly remember applying to GVSU and Ferris State University. I got accepted to both, but Ferris was always my “Plan B” if I didn’t get into GVSU for some reason. I did get in and the first year at GVSU brought me to Robinson Hall where I built friendships that have lasted ever since. I learned and matured alot during that first year, and it was a big turning point for me being my first year “out on my own” so to speak. The next few years at GVSU resulted a quality education, my first I.T. job, not to mention meeting my future wife. When I really think about it – It’s really pretty amazing how much in my life has come from choosing to attend Grand Valley State University.
- The “Shitway”. Not many people will truly understand what the shitway was. But it played a very significant role in my life. The shitway could otherwise be known as a Gateway model personal computer, my first. It was literally a turbo charged 486 with 33 mhz of processing power (100 mhz if you pressed the TURBO button). Right about now, the average reader is saying “What the ef does that have to do with anything at all, Vanberge?”. Well, it sparked my interest and started me on the hobby that is computers. My father taught me alot with that computer. In the weeks before I moved out to attend college, he and I re-built that computer from the ground up. We installed a hard drive, Cd ROM, RAM, and he showed me how to use boot disks to format the hard drive. To cap it all off, we installed Windows 95 on it. I can safely say that both my educational studies and my career choice are rooted in that computer.
- Counter Strike. This multiplayer online computer game showed me a whole new side of myself. I killed hundreds of virtual people. I was killed by hundreds of virtual people. I screamed and cussed at people that I was CERTAIN were cheating and wall-hacking. I bled, sweat, and cried my soul into that game for more hours than I could even begin to count. To this day, there will never be a game that I play more than counter strike.
- John McGovern. The owner and “president” of the first Company I worked for after graduating from GVSU. This man is single handedly the most complete asshole I can ever imagine dealing with. He regularly yelled, screamed, and cussed, and overall iron-fisted the company in no particular direction. He was responsible for an extremely hostile work environment that affected me even when I wasn’t at work. It was a deplorable situation to be in – and it still burns my blood with raw fury and absolute malice to even recall wasting a year of my life at that hell hole. HOWEVER – It was this man’s unfiltered assheadedness that prompted me to quit my job at an immediate rate. I didn’t have another job lined up, and I didnt care. All that mattered was quitting that job. If that man hadn’t been the worst person in the entire charted universe, I might never have left that company. Which, in turn, would mean that I would not have the job I currently do. Hence, all the negatives add up to an extreme positive in this case.
- Research in Motion’s “Blackberry”. These savvy communication devices have done alot for me. They began to gain popularity just as I was starting my current job, and I ended up being the main support person for these Blackberries. In the beginning, I detested these devices with all fibers of all living things. But the products have improved and they have become easier to support and deploy over time. This might all sound insignificant, but I regularly interface with top executives and have always been able to help them with their Blackberries. They know me by my first name, and I couldn’t say that about every other employee at our company.
- Meijer. Even though I don’t really shop there for anything besides food anymore, Meijer helped me build a decent starting wardrobe of shirts and ties at an affordable price.
- My Friends. There’s not really any way to put 10 years of friendships into words. But all my friendships have played a role on the person I’ve become today. Skateboarding in our living room, stacking picnic tables 5 high, concerts, parties, uccello’s, computer labs, action movies, knockout matches, bachelor parties, heroics, billiards, Lions… I could go on forever and it just wouldn’t be enough words.
- My Wife. While this isn’t much the subject for the internet – She means the world to me and has made me realize how lucky I really am.
Happy new year everyone.
I love you and am very glad you were not born a female vanbege :-[ Who knows how different I would be if mickeyvb wasn’t genetically predisposed to produce male offspring.
As for “whitey”, he really is one of the top five most villainous characters in video game history. Seriously, I think it’s ranked like this:
#4. Vile Red Falcon
#3. Vergil (DMC)
#1. Liquid Snake
Shake and Bake indeed.
vanberge you really are vanberge i love you dearly. i look forward to seeing you in gr sometime and partaking in your wireless internet and food :-[
I am very glad vanbergs was not born a woman either. Who knows what his GVSU email name would have been. That is a good question for KathyVB what she would have named “vanbergs” if vanbergs was a woman. My bet a female vanbergs would be named Maude so he would have been “vanbergm”…and that would be catastrophic.
A very good post from numba four I’m
vanlandw that was the best comment i’ve ever read on the internet.
GG on the post, Vanberge4. I was disappointed to see the Shitbird did not make the list though.
1st- vanlandw: ‘vanbergm’ is catastrophic??? I think not! so sayeth King Van!
2nd- The ‘shitway’ was evolution unto itself. As technology and game graphics started the logarithmic spiral up, this dog-turd box of electronic doo-doo literally inspired King Van and the Prince Vans to re-design the computer as we know it, hence spurring the onset of the techno vanberge we now know and love.
3rd- while parents may be able to shape and form the product of their union, without a solid base to work with, it amounts to little. As both sons of Van have made us immeasurably proud, it appears that we had some damn good stock to work with… 8 )
4th- Friendships formed for vanberge and vanbergs were not only theirs… but also additions to our family circle, too. Their friends are our friends, and while uncommon amongst parents nowadays, we gladly open our hearts and home to the Friends of Van… the choices of friends made shows considerable wisdom by our off-spring!
Lastly- No parents could be more proud of the choices made by the Sons of Van, and they are BOTH admired and loved immensely, as is Queen Van the 2nd… admirable choices worthy of all the praise and acknowledgement King Van has.
mickeyvb and kathyvb